Cobra Kai Never Dies

6.02 The Prize

Sure, there's a prize in this episode - getting to watch Kreese knife an albino cobra in a cave! But the REAL prize was meeting the jocks that hazed us (and Kyler) along the way. 

6.01 Peacetime in the Valley

After many months away, we rejoin our haggard teens as they drag an unwilling Kenny back into the karate fold, Daniel pretends Miyagi-do is still a thing, and Chozen (cue the orchestra) tells us he's never leaving us/Casa LaRusso! 

The Next Karate Kid

Travel back in time with us to the suburbs of Boston to witness Hilary's Swank's angsty misspent youth and Miyagi's last stand against a high school paramilitary group! You may not get Kreese or a plot, but you do get an aging paramilitary group and falcon shenanigans! 

5.10 Head of the Snake

There comes a time when we must face our greatest foes and do battle....against false imprisonment, dojos with way too many students, and yes, even slow buffering surveillance footage. It's the season finale, and we're doing it OUR WAY. 

5.9 Survivors

Get into our limo for a wild night of Dungeons 'n' Dojos with a side of historical revisionism from resident grifter Chozen! Wherever you are Kumiko, RUN. 

5.8 Taikai

Another day, another karate tournament we're just now learning about, and there's no way Miyagi-Do is going to be left out even if they do no karate! Not on our watch. And definitely not on sketchy Gunther's watch! 

5.7 Bad Eggs

This week: we go back into Terry Silver's mysterious back office to examine our souls/teen karate drama, Chozen spends money he doesn't have ($3.99) on a training exercise, and Prison Kreese tries to cut an honest deal with huckster Daniel LaRusso.

5.6 Ouroboros

Miyagi-Do's child army reforms under Daniel to fight Terry Silver's hot new cabal of international ringers. Prison Kreese shanks his way towards some beautiful inner truths and we're all ready to give up our jello cups! JOIN US. 

5.5 Extreme Measures

This week: our Millennial comrade/kept man Stingray returns, Amanda gets out of dodge, and Daniel's divorced energy hits a series peak. Join us (and Terry Silver) in the chimney! 

5.4 Downward Spiral

This week: Johnny is drafted into the gig economy, agent of chaos Daniel and Terry Silver do a little bonsai-flirting at the auction, and we all hurtle down the water slide of life in a sabotaged inner tube!